EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
DOCTOR/DOCTOR IS THE SHOW’S BEST BROTP DON’T ARGUE
The Doctor Who fandom is the only fandom where you can have a brotp of the same person
*Supernatural fandom coughs insistently*
did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !
"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"
How long until the 15 year olds take over this post with their garbage
FUCKING THANK YOU FOR THIS.
what if you were out on a walk with your dog and someone tapped you on the shoulder and you turn around and it’s clint barton and all he says is
"can i pet your dog?"
Three years later, my body looks exactly how I pictured it to look when I was younger. It has been a fun journey, so far. Here’s to many more years of growth as a human.
"So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good. Until you dragged me back into to this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?"
And in that moment, I swear the Hulk was less of a giant rage monster, and more of a giant green protector keeping Bruce safe.